Echuss....

Anong kinakalat mo, ba't ka naman ganyan
Tinitira mo 'ko ng talikuran
Di mo ba alam, ako'y nasasaktan
Turing ko sayo'y kumpare pa naman

Sabi nila
Tinawag mo kong bakla
Maldita kang talaga
At ang kapal ng mukha

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Sa boses palang, di mo ba halata
Pag di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
Sasampalin kita
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Ho ho hoooooo...

Di ko sadyang tumatalsik ang fingers ko
Bakla na ba porket makembot ang puwet ko
Di ko inahit, natural ang kilay ko
Insecure ka sa flawless ng beauty ko

Chika nila
Tinawag mo kong bakla
Hoy bruha kang talaga
At ang kapal ng mukha

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Itsura palang, di mo ba halata
Pag di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
Sasabunutan kita
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Di ako baklaaaaaaa...
Ho ho hoooooo...

Pare, pare
Pa pa paaaa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Pare, pare
Ayos baaaa mga pare ko
Pare, pare
Pa pa paaaa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Pare, pare
Okay baaa, pa pa pa pa pa pare!

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Sa kilos palang, di mo ba halata
Pag di ka tumigil ng pagsasalita
Hahalikan kita
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaaa...
Di ako baklhaaaaaa...

Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Hindi ako, di ako bakla
Hindi ako, di ako...
Hindi ako baklaaaaaa...
si jungay akoooooo!
si jungay  akoooooo!
bakla't baboy akoooooo!
Hindi lang ako bakla!

Ching...

 

 

Hindi ako bakla - Michael V.

Currently listening to: michael v's hindi ako bakla
Currently reading: the facebook profiles of hotties!
Currently watching: gay porn
Currently feeling: so ghay!

Please don't call me gay because im fat

Please don't call me gay because I look gay

Please don't call me gay because my hair is styled like Zach Efron

Please don't call me gay because I cannot commit

Please don't call me gay because for 27 years, I still don't have a girlfriend

Please don't call me gay because I cannot finish school

Please don't call me gay because I cannot finish anything that I have started

Please don't call me gay because I am not a man

Please don't call me gay because I am not a man and I don't have a word of honor

Please don't call me gay because my idol is "The Jeff Tuason"

Please don't call me gay because I really believe with all my heart that I can score

Please don't call me gay because I was suppose to score with Lyndi the other night

Please don't call me gay because I should have scored with Lydi way before

Please don't call me gay because instead of scoring with Lyndi on her bed...

Please don't call me gay because I scored with her gay friend instead

Please don't call me gay because I woke up spooning with him

Please don't call me gay because I think I enjoyed it

Please don't call me gay because my fart doesn't make a sound anymore

Please don't call me gay because I could have easily shove a soda bottle up my ass

Please don't call me gay because I'm gonna enjoy it

Please don't call me gay if I ask you to do it to me

Please don't call me gay if I ask you to do it to me without a bottle(use your own mehn)

Please don't call me gay if I have a boner when I high five or low five you

Please don't call me gay if I listen to Indie music, I'm just trying to be unique and different

Please don't call me gay when I fall head over heels inlove with the first person who shows any interest to me

Please don't call me gay because I cannot take up the challenge nor pursue the girl that I really like

Please don't call me gay because I read up all pick up shit and doesn't learn shit

Please don't call me gay because I cannot be a good son(they were wrong to call me a son)

Please don't call me gay because I cannot honor my mom nor her will

Please don't call me gay because I cannot put stock on my life

Please don't call me gay because I cannot fight for my dreams, if I had any

Please don't call me gay while I jack-off on porn with the girl giving the guy a blow-job

Please don't call me gay because its not what you are thinking

Please don't call me gay because maybe what you are thinking is correct

Please don't call me gay if you think you are right

Please don't call me gay because I love guys

Please don't call me gay even when I doubt if this love is more than platonic

Please don't call me gay, I owe you cash

Please don't call me gay, let's SOP instead

Please don't call me gay because I like to hang out with boys

Please don't call me gay because I'm always on the friend zone

Please don't call me gay because now I'm on the gay zone(with Lyndi)

Please don't call me gay because I'm Jeff's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I used to be Red's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I was firstly Mark's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I might be your bitch the next time

Please don't call me gay because I don't want to finish up PSBA

Please don't call me gay because I make excuses all the time

Please don't call me gay because I'm all bark no bite

Please don't call me gay because I cannot hit on the table on our left already checking me out because I'm too gay to just get over there and talk to them

Please don't call me gay I don't have my own opinion

Please don't call me gay because I'm gaya gaya

Please don't call me gay because I gossip behind your back

Please don't call me gay because for whatever reason I change my mind on the last minute

Please don't call me gay, anyway I just talk shit

Please don't call me gay because its not politically correct

Please don't call me gay, jaz call me Jungay!

Currently watching: Bruno

Pare, alam ko na kung saan ung pinakamasarap na bagnet dito sa Manila, solid sulit pare! Shit mehn, im craving bagnet again, tangina kelangan niyo masubukan to! Solid sarap at andami ng bagnet, supot ung sa metrowalk!

 

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Bagnets

Estrella St, San Antonio Village

Makati 

 

DA BEST DITO CHONG!!!!!!!! HAY LAV BAGNETS 24/7!!!!

Tangina, puro kayo tingin, wala naman nagpopost!

Haylab you daybert! i will do da proper thing by talking to you in person and telling it in your face how haym tired of being a kerida. Accept my unconditional lab hay dont care if you always have a boyfriend! Proper nga taena, may template ka ng text para lang hindi sabihin na drunk text! sige magsnap ka nalang, it a cycle, jaz like psba. so jups, stop wasting your time and stop wasting your life. pero pare, pasensya na, wishful thinking lang ako, alam ko naman na hindi pwede yun.

Red, ikaw, tara out of town tayo! Game next friday? Ok ok, hindi ka na pwede? sabihin mo naman day before na hindi ka pwede, wag naman day itself, hahaha! loko lang, pakita ka naman mehn! and makinig ka sa advice ni junie, frariotize!

sino pa ba nagchecheck ng tabulas? parang wala na.

anyway, i gat no more respect for women! wuhhhhoooooooo! woooo boy! wooo boy!

Support Bagnets!

and partee tayo! lahat game, set nalang ng date, pagkatapos ko na mahanap ng work para tapos na medical check up.

At tangina niyo lahat, ako nalang parati ngpopost dito! pati nakakatamad na gaguhin si jun sa tabulas, tumatanda na eh.

post something new, anything, kahit daily reports jaz like mr. cusi.

olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats olats

 

boooooooooooooooo

corny na

 

Currently feeling: olats

BEWARE OF THE JUNIE FLU!

 

 

Since pinambili mo yung pera ko ng skateboard, technically i own 4thou worth of it. That's 1 fourth of 16 thou dumbass. so sakin yung 1 fourth ng board saka isang gulong. Pagnagkita tayo split na ah? thanks

West "admits" that Lebron James has surpassed Kobe Bryant as a player. Eat my pubes. Kobe is still the best player on the planet. Lebron is a baboon. Fuck you Junie.

Currently watching: The LAKERS ass-fucking the nuggets

tangina, its that time of the year again. and although i wont be graduating (yet), sineseryoso ko na ngayon pare. ako nalang college sa atin lahat eh. 5 colleges (ncba, ua&p, psba, cca, psid) and 4 years na 1st year, tangina! ayoko na! gusto ko nang tapusin to'!

its about time! like i always say, better safe than never!! and to make up for all those years, im going to graduate MAGNA or SUMA. promise.

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...MAGNA-nine years or SUMAmpung taon... ahihihihihihi

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ndi, joke lang. plano ko talaga grumadweyt by 27...

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2027.

This was something I had fun with the other week when I was quite
bored at a local night club... with about a 100% success rate
with probably about 20 girls.

I went up to girls singularly and in groups - didn't matter.

I walked up to them with a big smile on my face and asked them
sincerely for a favor. When they asked what, I said "I need you
to diss me, to reject me, to basically tell me to f**k off."

They were completely caught off guard, and asked me to explain
why. I would then go into my story. (I had heaps of fun doing
this and I think the girls couldn't tell if I was serious or not
as I had this big grin on my face all the time.)

"Well you see it's like this, I am new to this going out and
clubbing thing and I want to learn to pick up girls. Now I can't
pick any up tonight as I have to work tomorrow, but my friends
and I are planning this huge weekend and I want to be prepared.
You see if I can get as many girls to reject me tonight when it
doesn't matter, when I go out on the weekend if a girl rejects me
it won't bother me as I have had all this practice; I'll be able
to just move on and find another girl."

I said all this quite lively but not rushed and they always
laughed and smiled at most of this. I continued...

"Ok, so this is what I am going to do. I am going to turn around
and then turn back and try the worst pick-up line on you that I
know. I then need you in your most nastiest face and voice to
tell me to f**k off."

The girl agreed. I would then turn my back on the girl/girls,
then turn back and say...

"Well, I don't actually have any pickup lines." (lots of laughs here)

"Ok, so what's the worst pickup line you have ever heard?"

They would then give me some bad line.

"Ok, thanks give me a sec."

I would act as if I was psyching up for it. I would turn around
and straighten my clothes and pat my hair down, or do stupid
things like lick my fingers and flatten down my eyebrows. On
every occasion they were almost rolling on the floor laughing so
hard. (This got a lot of attention from other girls in the club
which I will explain how I used later on.)

I turned around and delivered the line and not one of the girls I
approached could keep a straight face, or reject me without laughing.

At this point I pretended to get quite cross at them and tell
them they were not trying.

"Come on give me that disgusted face girls pull," I'd say and I
made the face (you know the ones the girls make like you are the
lowest form of life on the planet). This got them laughing even more.

I'd give them a few more tries and then...

"Look, you tried, that's the main thing. And for being such a
good sport I'll let you pick the next girl or girls I am going to
harass."

They never wanted me to go but I always like leaving on a high
and possibly coming back later.

Now lots of other girls were looking over at us to find out what
was so funny, and then I asked the girl or girls to point out the
next victim. When I did I pointed right at the next girl and
quite loudly said "Her? That one over there? You sure? Oh well, ok."

I would continue until I made eye contact with that next girl and
she could see me pointing over at her. (Damn it was funny
watching them squirm at this point.) As soon as she noticed me I
would then without saying bye instantly walk over to the girl
with a big grin on my face. And then go through the same routine
but mix it up a little, improvise, etc.

When I stopped doing this later in the night, I went back to my
friends feeling 50 feet tall. I then had as much fun dancing and
drinking for the rest of the night as I have had in a long time.

I got looks from all the girls I had approached for the rest of
the night. When we made eye contact I would just grin at them and
they would start laughing. A couple I really liked I went back up
to later in the night and got their numbers.

It was quite funny. Some of the girls asked me what if I found a
great girl tonight and making it obvious that they were that
great girl. Some asked where I was going on the weekend and
wanted to know if I could meet up with them.

Ok that's about it. I have quite a few goofy approaches like this
I have used. The more fun I have the more successful I am. All I
can say is use your imagination, have fun, and improvise.