Please don't call me gay because im fat

Please don't call me gay because I look gay

Please don't call me gay because my hair is styled like Zach Efron

Please don't call me gay because I cannot commit

Please don't call me gay because for 27 years, I still don't have a girlfriend

Please don't call me gay because I cannot finish school

Please don't call me gay because I cannot finish anything that I have started

Please don't call me gay because I am not a man

Please don't call me gay because I am not a man and I don't have a word of honor

Please don't call me gay because my idol is "The Jeff Tuason"

Please don't call me gay because I really believe with all my heart that I can score

Please don't call me gay because I was suppose to score with Lyndi the other night

Please don't call me gay because I should have scored with Lydi way before

Please don't call me gay because instead of scoring with Lyndi on her bed...

Please don't call me gay because I scored with her gay friend instead

Please don't call me gay because I woke up spooning with him

Please don't call me gay because I think I enjoyed it

Please don't call me gay because my fart doesn't make a sound anymore

Please don't call me gay because I could have easily shove a soda bottle up my ass

Please don't call me gay because I'm gonna enjoy it

Please don't call me gay if I ask you to do it to me

Please don't call me gay if I ask you to do it to me without a bottle(use your own mehn)

Please don't call me gay if I have a boner when I high five or low five you

Please don't call me gay if I listen to Indie music, I'm just trying to be unique and different

Please don't call me gay when I fall head over heels inlove with the first person who shows any interest to me

Please don't call me gay because I cannot take up the challenge nor pursue the girl that I really like

Please don't call me gay because I read up all pick up shit and doesn't learn shit

Please don't call me gay because I cannot be a good son(they were wrong to call me a son)

Please don't call me gay because I cannot honor my mom nor her will

Please don't call me gay because I cannot put stock on my life

Please don't call me gay because I cannot fight for my dreams, if I had any

Please don't call me gay while I jack-off on porn with the girl giving the guy a blow-job

Please don't call me gay because its not what you are thinking

Please don't call me gay because maybe what you are thinking is correct

Please don't call me gay if you think you are right

Please don't call me gay because I love guys

Please don't call me gay even when I doubt if this love is more than platonic

Please don't call me gay, I owe you cash

Please don't call me gay, let's SOP instead

Please don't call me gay because I like to hang out with boys

Please don't call me gay because I'm always on the friend zone

Please don't call me gay because now I'm on the gay zone(with Lyndi)

Please don't call me gay because I'm Jeff's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I used to be Red's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I was firstly Mark's bitch

Please don't call me gay because I might be your bitch the next time

Please don't call me gay because I don't want to finish up PSBA

Please don't call me gay because I make excuses all the time

Please don't call me gay because I'm all bark no bite

Please don't call me gay because I cannot hit on the table on our left already checking me out because I'm too gay to just get over there and talk to them

Please don't call me gay I don't have my own opinion

Please don't call me gay because I'm gaya gaya

Please don't call me gay because I gossip behind your back

Please don't call me gay because for whatever reason I change my mind on the last minute

Please don't call me gay, anyway I just talk shit

Please don't call me gay because its not politically correct

Please don't call me gay, jaz call me Jungay!

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