Dmen

This was something I had fun with the other week when I was quite
bored at a local night club... with about a 100% success rate
with probably about 20 girls.

I went up to girls singularly and in groups - didn't matter.

I walked up to them with a big smile on my face and asked them
sincerely for a favor. When they asked what, I said "I need you
to diss me, to reject me, to basically tell me to f**k off."

They were completely caught off guard, and asked me to explain
why. I would then go into my story. (I had heaps of fun doing
this and I think the girls couldn't tell if I was serious or not
as I had this big grin on my face all the time.)

"Well you see it's like this, I am new to this going out and
clubbing thing and I want to learn to pick up girls. Now I can't
pick any up tonight as I have to work tomorrow, but my friends
and I are planning this huge weekend and I want to be prepared.
You see if I can get as many girls to reject me tonight when it
doesn't matter, when I go out on the weekend if a girl rejects me
it won't bother me as I have had all this practice; I'll be able
to just move on and find another girl."

I said all this quite lively but not rushed and they always
laughed and smiled at most of this. I continued...

"Ok, so this is what I am going to do. I am going to turn around
and then turn back and try the worst pick-up line on you that I
know. I then need you in your most nastiest face and voice to
tell me to f**k off."

The girl agreed. I would then turn my back on the girl/girls,
then turn back and say...

"Well, I don't actually have any pickup lines." (lots of laughs here)

"Ok, so what's the worst pickup line you have ever heard?"

They would then give me some bad line.

"Ok, thanks give me a sec."

I would act as if I was psyching up for it. I would turn around
and straighten my clothes and pat my hair down, or do stupid
things like lick my fingers and flatten down my eyebrows. On
every occasion they were almost rolling on the floor laughing so
hard. (This got a lot of attention from other girls in the club
which I will explain how I used later on.)

I turned around and delivered the line and not one of the girls I
approached could keep a straight face, or reject me without laughing.

At this point I pretended to get quite cross at them and tell
them they were not trying.

"Come on give me that disgusted face girls pull," I'd say and I
made the face (you know the ones the girls make like you are the
lowest form of life on the planet). This got them laughing even more.

I'd give them a few more tries and then...

"Look, you tried, that's the main thing. And for being such a
good sport I'll let you pick the next girl or girls I am going to
harass."

They never wanted me to go but I always like leaving on a high
and possibly coming back later.

Now lots of other girls were looking over at us to find out what
was so funny, and then I asked the girl or girls to point out the
next victim. When I did I pointed right at the next girl and
quite loudly said "Her? That one over there? You sure? Oh well, ok."

I would continue until I made eye contact with that next girl and
she could see me pointing over at her. (Damn it was funny
watching them squirm at this point.) As soon as she noticed me I
would then without saying bye instantly walk over to the girl
with a big grin on my face. And then go through the same routine
but mix it up a little, improvise, etc.

When I stopped doing this later in the night, I went back to my
friends feeling 50 feet tall. I then had as much fun dancing and
drinking for the rest of the night as I have had in a long time.

I got looks from all the girls I had approached for the rest of
the night. When we made eye contact I would just grin at them and
they would start laughing. A couple I really liked I went back up
to later in the night and got their numbers.

It was quite funny. Some of the girls asked me what if I found a
great girl tonight and making it obvious that they were that
great girl. Some asked where I was going on the weekend and
wanted to know if I could meet up with them.

Ok that's about it. I have quite a few goofy approaches like this
I have used. The more fun I have the more successful I am. All I
can say is use your imagination, have fun, and improvise.