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spaks. spaks? SPAKS! who's up for spaks? i've permission from my girlfriend and extra holiday money! lesgo!

here's an unofficial list of the best spaks metromanila has to offer:

7thmen- the place is really clean, and the background music will soothe your soul. The gentle wafting of the re-melted soap is HEAVEN for olfactory nerves, combining with soft glowing candles and a free meal stub to fully satisfy every nook and cranny of your buddy and sol. The girls are sweet and well trained, very polite and unnumbered for that strangers-in-the-night fantasy. However, the massage is pretty short, and the place only has 6 rooms. good luck getting your boats to float while listening to your next room neighbor moaning with the *shlok shlok* sound effects.  PRICE:1k. ****

Aznig- ahh, nothing beats a first spaks. Boasting of a wide variety of clientele ranging from frisky students to old DOM chinoys, this Mecca of sorts offers the thrill of GAMBLING with the numbers game. Catch the front desk lady in a very bad mood and she just might give you manangs with kalyos. BUT, if you get lucky, you might just catch the diamonds in the rough, sweet 75, sexy 36, vampy 42, or the innocent 21. Be sure to introduce yourself as a friend of the owner so you can get the sultanic treatment. PRICE:700.*** 

713- Reputed to have the best masseuses in town, the legendary CECIL, and she-who-must-not-be-named. Sources confirm that freebies are not uncommon. Sadly though, the grand total of four girls will get tired by midnight resulting in lame-ass services and boring conversations. Datre to come early, and the people from the clean restaurants downstairs will ice stare you like you were chocoleit. PRICE:800. ****

Kamias- Knock on the door twice, clap your hands three times, and wait for the confirmation signal. If the bastard of the house isnt home, lady butterfly will give you three coos. Enter the house and go to the master's bedroom (watch out for the ugly ass pug!), take off your clothes, close your eyes, and wait for heaven to come to you. Lady butterfly trained in japan for 20 years perfecting the art of hand-loving. A favourite of lieutenants and tennis players, lady butterfly will suck you dry. Don't be fooled by her mama san appearance, this madamoiselle is a sky rocket waiting to explode... in your pants. PRICE: -1k (she'll pay you). ************* 

take your pick and [ja]call me up. game?

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