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Entries for November, 2008

November 2nd, 2008

The Unilog

very well said my boys, after reading the two recent entries, i can summarize them into this, "we are fucked". The screw-ups, mishaps and everything else that tore our seemingly premature hearts were the pivot of our friendship, but look at us now, we still love each other like childish gay fucks. We can take one example from the top 10 mishaps and turn it into a nightlong  senseless but creative topic. I dont regret getting fucked, it was all worth it. hope I could say the same for all, you'll get over it.

Here's my definition of a unicorn, a horse with a twisted dick on its forehead as if screaming, "I fucked you first". And we entertain and feed this detrimental fantasy. My theory behind this mosochistic tendency to torment ourselves while under the illusion of awe for the dickhead can be traced in our own standards: we want a girl, she needs to look like this, talk like this, have the same crowd, not want us the way we want her, etc. So when we find someone close that or someone who presents herself a great challenge, we create or alter our standards to fit that person, making her an aspiration, the unicorn.  Then insecurties kick in:  why doesnt she like me, why cant i get a hold of her,  i cant read her, whats wrong with me, i dont deserve her. So instead of facing the purely enchanting unicorn, we are now faced with great stallion with a dick on its forehead(in addition to its augmented dick underneath) while looming and trampling on our manhood. And now we start getting fucked, badabing badaboom. You know the stories.

I broke up years ago, but i still sulk. Clearly, I have no solutions on how to kill a unicorn. But maybe, we could try to be at par with our unicorns. Instead of longing for a unicorn, just be the goddamn unicorn. Fix your flaws, improve yourselves, fight your insecurities, every fucking thing that you already know but refuse to follow. Level the playing field, mirror our desires and embrace our capacity to evolve from a dboy to a unicorn and then to something greater.  Let's do this boys, lets aim for self-improvement, mind, body, and soul. Let's create another dick on our foreheads!

Posted by Dmen at 01:33 AM | 3 ano nga!?

November 3rd, 2008

Starlight

Easier said than done.

Let the universe do what it must.. CONSPIRE  to REIGNITE. 

You'll never be happier.

You'll never be more confused, either.

And anyway, all the great love stories end in tragedies.

Love is not a choice, nor is it a feeling. It is like the SUN, as impersonal, as powerful, as neccessary. As scorching as it is life-giving.

 

 

 

Posted by Dmen at 02:51 PM | 5 ano nga!?

November 6th, 2008

URBANDUB - FIRST OF SUMMER

Parked car
This night sky
Makes city lights shine like diamonds
our song plays on the radio.

Were living it up
Make this night ours
We own the world
I wish this lasts forever
Alone with you tonight
Further in you feels so right.

We're giving it up and just a little more
This heartfelt leap I surrender
With arms raised tonight.

Drive me away
cuz the night just feels right
take me away with you tonight
anywhere with you.

Our song plays on
Parked car, night sky
Alone with you tonight

Posted by Dmen at 12:56 AM | 11 ano nga!?

November 7th, 2008

BMB is the new BNG

yan ang gusto ko sa dboys eh. fuck the screw-ups, oppurtunista tayo through and through. when the oppurtunity presents itself, we grab it by its pigtails, pop the vertical eye, and just ride the moment. well if you're cabo or sybackers, you'd prolly be stickin it in the wrong hole, but who gives a damn. basta may butas ika nga.

i say stop searching for the perfect girl. after all, perfection is a dead end. it's overrated and unattainable at the same time. however, there is one thing that surpasses perfection - evolution. so stop seeking for "the one", instead, create that in the person you've found.

at kung wala kang mahanap na butas, make one. just ask keropi.

Posted by Dmen at 07:12 PM | 6 ano nga!?

November 10th, 2008

My Unicorn Song

For BMB

For the nights of beating up myself believing in some absurd wannabe-romantic-fantasy

This is my jam! (i edited the chorus..you get my point)

Right Now (Na Na Na) Durty

It's been so long, that I haven't seen your face,
I'm trying to be strong, but the strength I have is washing away,
it won't be long, before I get you by my side,
& just hold you, tease you, squeeze you, tell you whats been on my mind,

I wanna make love na na na,
I wanna make love na na na,
wish we can fuck right na na na,
we need to link up right na na na,


I wanna make love right now now now
I wanna make love right now now now
Wish we can fuck right now now now
we need to link up right now now now

Girl I know mistakes were made between us two
And we show our eyes that night even said somethings were'nt true
why'd you go and haven't seen my girl since then
why can't it be the way it was
cos you were my homie lover and friend

I wanna make love right now now now
I wanna make love right now now now
Wish we can fuck right now now now
we need to link up right now now now


I wanna make love right now now now
I wanna make love right now now now
Wish we can fuck right now now now
we need to link up right now now now


I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Till i get you back I'm gonna try
Yes I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl I miss you much
I miss you much
I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Tell I get you back I'm gonna try
Yes I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl I miss you much
I miss you much

I wanna make love right now now now
I wanna make love right now now now
Wish we can fuck right now now now
we need to link up right now now now

I wanna make love right now now now
I wanna make love right now now now
Wish we can fuck right now now now
we need to link up right now now now

I want you to fly with me
want you to fly
I miss how you lie with me
miss how you lie
Just wish you could dine with me
wish you could dine
One that would grind with me
One that would grind

I want you to fly with me
want you to fly
I miss how you lie with me
miss how you lie
Just wish you could dine with me
wish you could dine
One that would grind with me
One that would grind

I wanna make love right now now now
I wanna make love right now now now
Wish we can fuck right now now now
we need to link up right now now now

I wanna make love right now now now
I wanna make love right now now now
Wish we can fuck right now now now
we need to link up right now now now

 

Posted by Dmen at 08:46 PM | ano problema mo?

November 12th, 2008

Approaching and Meeting Women

APPROACH TACTIC: A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

I found this technique to be a great one for picking up women.

Walk up to a woman that you find attractive. The setting is
irrelevant. And say to her with a smile:

"Excuse me, but I could not help to notice you while walking
here. I wanted to let you know that you are a stunningly
beautiful woman."

Then wait for a response which, in 95% of all cases, is a mix of
stunned disbelief mixed in with blushing and immediate like
toward you.

I find that most of the time this is all you have to say, and the
woman will do most of the talking and the pressure is off you.
The woman will freely continue the conversation with you.

Using this technique I have been able to score more numbers and
dates than any other way. Follow up the initial comments about
how great she looks and how much you are attracted to her. Then
tell her you would love to see her for a drink or a meal. Get her
number.

I find this works for the following reasons:

* It's courageous, and women like men who take risks.

* It's honest and to the point. They know where they stand with you.

* If they are attracted to you, telling them you find them
beautiful will free them from their fear of rejection of being
attracted to you.

* It makes them feel good about themselves.

* It lets them know you like them. People like those who like them.

Try it on the next 20 women that you see and you will be amazed
with the results.

HOW DAILY GOALS CAN HELP YOU MEET MORE WOMEN

Everyone needs a push, and people who push themselves do better
than those who don't.

Possibly the easiest way to push yourself is set goals and
relentlessly pursue them. You need to set daily goals to motivate
you into action.

Instead of just going out on the hunt with the mindset "Oh let's
just see what's out there," challenge yourself. Whenever you go
on the hunt, set yourself a number. How many women do you want to
approach? You will do much better setting yourself goals than
"winging" it.

PUSH the envelope. Go beyond your comfort level. Push yourself to
the edge.

Start out with a small number. Say, one a day. How hard can that
be? Out of the numerous hours in the day you'd only have to
approach one woman. At first it will be hard. But in time it'll
come easier. And just as you approach comfort with one a day,
push up that number. If you consistently exceed a day's quota of
women, don't let that hinder you. Push up that number!

Everyday when you wake up, or at night thinking about tomorrow,
set yourself goals for that day.

Say you're in college and have three classes on a particular day;
set yourself a goal to flirt with four women -- one in each
class, plus one stranger.

Once you somewhat master the daily goal, start giving yourself an
hourly goal. And, in time, the question won't be how many women
will you approach, but how many phone numbers will you acquire,
how many ask outs will you perform.

It's a great idea to set yourself a yearly goal, and figure out
how many women per week, per day, you'd have to approach to meet
your goal. Set yourself secondary goals. Say your yearly goal is
a low 100 women, set your bonus goal at 200 or 250, or higher!

Again, push yourself. If you don't, no one will.

 

Don Juan

 

Posted by Dmen at 07:20 PM | ano problema mo?

November 13th, 2008

Hi I'm JunGay Junnie Santos

 

 

 

Posted by Dmen at 12:55 AM | 3 ano nga!?

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November 18th, 2008

Posted by Dmen at 07:24 AM | 3 ano nga!?

November 20th, 2008

Letters from Arkansux

Miguel Dizon...

You will be missed...

An excerpt from the literary work of Christopher George Latore Wallace:

 

Damn... we was spose to rule the world baby
We was unstoppable!
The shit can't be over, no
The shit can't be over man
I know you hear me nigga
I know you hear me
You got too much livin to do
Too much unfinished business
It ain't over
*flatline*
Live your life

 

There is life after death.

Rest in Peace.

Posted by Dmen at 12:57 PM | 2 ano nga!?

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

boys tigilan niyo na ako. i am morning..

it is hard and i am sad..

We Love You Miguel!

please, wag niyo na ako gaguhin, nakakaburat na. paulit ulit nalang parati sinasabi niyo. nakakainis na ung junie santos, voltron nalang tangap ko pa. eh so when i like indi songs, i am only listening to songs because i like, i mean to say that i unique like everybody. and so when, i relate my life to her because i like her like the songs. she is, i have fallen head over hills, but i wait like the sun that rise again tomorrow because well, i know, hard to discribe but she is like the moon and plenty of stars in the universe when i look up there in cold nights during the first of summer. but you see when i talk to her, i make, i like to say is....gustong gusto ko na talaga siya boys, i cant explane myself, pero tigilan niyo na ako please. sabi ko naman eh, kung saan ako masaya supportahan niyo naman ako, wag niyo na guluhin buhay ko nanahimik ako...

mahal ko kayo dboys pero respeto naman sa feelings ko...

 

Posted by Dmen at 11:37 PM | 7 ano nga!?

November 25th, 2008

movies!!

Starring Jimmy Santos in his first ever full length action-packed film..

"Malaki na si Bonjing; Return of the Autistic Assassin"

Coming to cinemas near you!!

Posted by Dmen at 11:47 AM | 1 ano nga!?

MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Starring Jimmy Santos in his boldest and most daring role to date..

"Nang Namatay ang Alindog sa Buong Mundo"

Cumming to cinemas near you!!!

Posted by Dmen at 11:50 AM | 1 ano nga!?

the playah has landed!

let's pick up chicks!

Posted by Dmen at 10:50 PM | 10 ano nga!?

November 29th, 2008

Voltron 0.0 QPI

I am Voltron Defender of the Ulam

Do not keep my food waiting, or else...

Snapper time!

 


 

 

 

 

Posted by Dmen at 05:07 PM | 5 ano nga!?

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