Dmen

I developed a kiss close one day during a moment of insight that
has had an 80% or better success rate for me and those guys I've
shared it with. Typically, I can use it within 25 minutes of
meeting a woman that I've initiated a conversation and spent time
with.

Once I get that "nervous" feeling (a friend of mine feels it as
going legless, like his legs are numb or missing), which for me is
like having a 5th grade crush that's making me feel all rubbery and
like I'm floating inside - I know I have a 'go' or 'escalate'
signal that I'm responding to.

I will pause, lean back, and say "Can I... ask you a question?"

This creates compliance and curiosity, as she will agree that you
can - so it is her idea. She is also curious. She'll say something
along the lines of "What do you want to ask?"

At that point I pause again, and kinda change my mind and say
something about, "Naaah, you might see it as inappropriate", or
"You might... not like it..."

I'll beat around the bush for minute or two, making her intensely
curious, till she's very eager to know and then I'll pause again,
look her in the eye and lean over to kiss her. I usually slowly
reach over and bring her closer as I lean in, the touching and
certainty in my response reinforces the action.

I will kiss her well, then lean back, kinda half smile and say
something like "I hate to repeat myself, but should I ask you
again?" and repeat. Else I stop and say "I guess that was the right
answer...", then I go on chatting until the tension builds again.

I have rarely had a "NO" and no outright "NOs". If it bombs I
casually go on talking, keep up the conversation and try again
later, or next time - and usually succeed.

My first ten or so attempts with this were successful.

Try it. I have had excellent feedback from other guys.

Johnny Alpha

Dmen

A while back I asked you guys for feedback on a particular situation:

You're on a dinner date with a woman. The check arrives. Who pays?

Do you (the man) always pay? Do you split it? Does the person who
initiated the date pay? Does it depend on how long you've been
dating? Does it depend on how well the date has gone? Does it
depend on other factors? Does it really matter?

As you can probably guess, the responses I received were all over
the place. Some readers insisting that the man should always pay
(on the first date anyhow). Others believing it better to split the
check. Some saying that the person who initiated the date should
pay. And some with much more complicated and detailed answers.

Probably the most common response was: the man should offer to pay,
but if the woman wants to pay her half, that should be okay. And
the man should not make an idiot out of himself by insisting on
paying the whole thing. If you're looking for one
simple-to-remember rule then this would be the one to go with in my
humble opinion.

Of course, life is rarely simple. And dating -- never.

Let's explore this particular situation in a little more detail.

The most important thing to remember is what the PURPOSE of the
date is. Quite simply, you want to have a good time; you want her
to have a good time; and you want to get to know one another
better. Who actually pays for the meal is somewhat irrelevant.

Your paying for the meal is not your goal for the evening. Her
paying for her half or getting a free meal is not her goal either.
The goal is to have an enjoyable evening together and to find out
how compatible the two of you are.

Adopting this simple attitude, when the check arrives you'll
consider it fairly unimportant who actually does the paying. It
won't really matter to you if you pay for the whole thing or she
pays half or whatever. Heck, let her pay for everything if she
wants. It really doesn't matter. Remember the goal.

[One reason it's not a big deal is because you haven't made the
amateurish and sometimes fatal mistake of trying to "buy" her... by
taking her to the most expensive restaurant in town. The more
expensive the restaurant or date, the more stress and tension you
induce into the situation. Nice and inexpensive is the rule
(especially for the first few dates). If the check's more than $30
or $40 total, you screwed up. And ALWAYS have enough cash with you
to cover everything -- just in case.]

On the other hand, just because you feel that the check is no big
deal doesn't necessarily mean that she will feel the same.

Maybe she wants you to pay for everything. Maybe she wants to pay
her half. Who pays may be important to her, or it may not be
important to her. You don't know. That's why you're going to pay
attention to certain clues throughout the evening in order to
"read" the situation correctly.

Basically, there are two types of women that you can be dining with.

On the one hand, there's the lady who wants the evening to be
orchestrated for her. She wants YOU to be in total control. She
wants YOU to plan everything and take care of all the details. And
she wants YOU to do your best to impress her.

She doesn't want to take part in planning the date because she
feels that how the date goes will give her an indication of the
type of person you really are. She's judging you somewhat for how
well you pull the date off. She's giving you the POWER, this
particular night, and she wants to see how well you handle it. This
is called a traditional dating schema. (It's probably how your
parents dated.)

On the other hand, you could find yourself with a lady who sees
your dinner together as more of a mutual evening out. As more of a
simple getting to know one another event. She wants to be an active
part of the date, helping to decide what to do and where to go. She
does not want or expect the evening to be "orchestrated" for her
and she is not really judging you by how "in control" you are. This
is called a modern dating schema. (Your parents would be appalled.)

Now neither type is "better than" the other. There are women who
belong to each of the two categories who are beautiful, charming,
intelligent, and who could make you quite the euphorically happy
chap.

And keep in mind that just because a girl has a traditional dating
schema does not necessarily mean that she's a "traditional" girl.
She may have tattoos and a ring through her nose, but still prefer
the evening be planned and orchestrated for her. And just because
she has a modern dating schema doesn't mean she's necessarily more
of a modern thinking lady. She may, in fact, have very traditional
values.

And neither dating schema is completely fixed. That is, what
happens on dates 2 - 10 may be completely different than what
happens on the first date. You need to "read" each date separately.

You can probably guess that if a woman has a traditional dating
schema she's most likely going to expect or prefer you to pay.
That's fairly certain, especially on the first date.

The lady with the modern dating schema is trickier to predict. She
may prefer you to pay for everything or she may prefer to split the
check. Or if she asked you out, she may even want to pay for
everything herself. (Remember your goal. It doesn't really matter
to YOU, does it?)

Now let's think for a second about why she may not want you to pay
(and why you should NEVER insist upon paying).

Whenever we do a favor for someone, any kind of favor, it creates
an imbalance in the relationship. Suddenly one person "owes" the
other person something.

If the other person is a friend of ours we usually don't think too
much about it. We figure that eventually things will even out and
we'll be paid back or pay back the other as the case may be.

Well this woman you're dining with may have just met you, doesn't
know that much about you, and doesn't really even know if she likes
you or not. She does not want to be put into the position of
"owing" you anything. Thus, she may want to pay her part in order
to keep the relationship (and power) in balance.

Now if you dismiss her offer to pay and insist on paying for
everything yourself, she's going to conclude, regardless of your
intentions, that you're deliberately trying to create an imbalance
in the relationship. Deliberately trying to make her feel obligated
to you. Deliberately trying to display power over her. Or that in
some perverse way you're trying to "buy" her. In any event, she's
going to react NEGATIVELY and you will be killing any chance you
might have had.

None of us like others trying to control us.

Now some guys are so pathetic and have so little self-confidence
that they deliberately try to use "paying the check" to create this
imbalance and sense of owing on the part of the woman. These guys
figure that if they pay for the meal, then the woman's going to be
indebted to them, and they might actually get laid, or at least get
another date.

Don't be that stupid! Have a little confidence in your ability to
charm this lady with your personality.

So the check arrives.

You let it sit there on the table for a minute or two to see what
she wants.

If she says nothing, you pick it up and pay.

If she wants to pay for her half, gladly accept.

You won't have to ask her. She knows the routine. She's been on
dates before. She knows that if she wants to pay she needs to say
something. And if she doesn't say anything she's expecting you to
take care of it.

You, of course, really don't care.

Hmmmm.

Maybe dating is pretty simple.

Don Juan

Dmen

I went and got my hair cut by my pretty 25-year-old hairdresser on
Saturday, and we started talking about relationships.

She started telling me about how great her marriage and husband
is, and I asked about her husband and what he's like that made her
attracted to him.

I was surprised by her honest answer, and a lot of it reflected
what is constantly being said on this site.

1.  He's out living his own life -- he still does things he wants
to do whether she likes it or not.  If she doesn't want to join him,
he'll go anyway.

This ticks her off, but she likes that he's still an independent
thinker.  He doesn't 'need' her to live and they don't have to act
like they are 'one' as a lot of couples do (i.e. they lose their
individual identities to become the 'couple').


2.  He's not predictable -- almost everyday he brings new dramas
to their lives.  (Chicks love drama!) Again this ticks her off but
at least "he's not boring".


3.  He's driven and has ambition -- he quit one job and took up
a position in a totally different field as he wasn't getting any
satisfaction at work.  Now in his new job, he keeps telling her he's
"gonna run the company some day."

And her face brightened when she relayed this to me.


4.  He's confident in his abilities -- he never doubts himself in
anything. Even if he doesn't know what he's doing, he gives her
reassurance that things will be ok.  He knows he makes mistakes
but doesn't get dragged down thinking about it.


5.  He lets her know he loves her by his actions -- not gifts or
words.  In fact, he never buys her flowers.  And he's never jealous
(or doesn't show it).


6.  He's constantly challenging her perception of him -- as soon as
she thinks she's got him down pat, he goes off and shows a different
side of himself.


While this is just one example, he shows some important character
traits that guys should have.  And most interesting of all, they
were told to me by a young woman.

Don Juan

Dmen

How can you tell if a woman likes you or not?

There are quite a few little signs that women often give off that
can help you to judge how well you're doing.  The following are
three of the most obvious and telling.

Their presence (or absence) can be valuable feedback for how you
are doing.


- Eye Contact

If she likes you she'll engage in elevated levels of direct eye
contact when talking with you.

She'll look more directly into your eyes and hold it a little longer
than normal. You may notice her pupils dilating or getting bigger. A
great deal of eye contact with you usually signals that she's more
interested in YOU than in the topic you're discussing.

On the other hand, if she's avoiding your eyes, then you're probably
not doing all that well and you might want to change things up a bit.


- Shoulder Orientation

Think of her shoulders as a pointer. She "points" them at what
she's interested in.

If you're talking to her and her shoulders are pointed directly
at you then she's probably somewhat attracted to you. If she's
really interested in you she'll probably lean a little in your
direction. If her shoulders are pointed in a different direction,
she's probably not too interested at the moment.

But pay attention during the conversation.  She may change the
focus of her shoulders and begin moving them in your direction,
if you're doing things right... or away, if you're screwing up.


- Laughing

Does she laugh at your jokes and witty remarks?

If she is attracted to you, she will laugh at anything you say that
is even mildly amusing.  In fact she may laugh so much that you
begin thinking that you must be a pretty darn funny and amusing
fellow. (Why hasn't anyone told you this before?)

In actuality, this probably has more to do with your presence
eliciting a positive state of emotional arousal in her than in your
wild sense of humor.

On the other hand, if your humorous attempts draw blank or bored
stares, then you might want to think about cutting your losses with
this particular one and moving along.


If the above three signals are positive, then keep on doing what
you're doing. Like the saying goes, "If it ain't broke, don't
fix it."

But if you're getting mixed or negative signals, then you may need
to adjust, change your strategy, try something a little different.

However, don't make the all-too-common mistake of giving up too
soon. Give her a chance to warm up to you. Women can be quite slow
to respond sometimes... even if you are indeed the best thing since
sliced bread.

Don Juan

Dmen

Just thought I would share with you one of my favorite
approaches. It's very simple, guaranteed to win... AND NEVER
TURNED DOWN!

Go to the store and buy 2 bags of Hershey Kisses -- one chocolate
and one almond and carry them with you at all times. When you see
a woman that you want to approach, take one of each and walk up
to her and say, "Sometimes I see a woman that is SO PRETTY, that
I have to share a kiss with her."

* hold them out *

"Do you prefer chocolate or almond?"

She will laugh... and her next comment will be, "That's
good... that's the best "pick-up" line I have ever heard." THEN
you hit her with the REAL LINE...

"That's not a "pick-up" line... it's an

"I WANT TO MEET YOU LINE!"

You will see a glow in her eyes like never before. YOU WILL be
viewed as different.... SHE WILL TELL HER FRIENDS and she will
never forget that moment the rest of her life.

Romance starts with the approach. Woman LOVE a situation that is
memorable. Women LOVE to talk about the 1st time they met their
boyfriend and how he approached her.

Use tricks and set traps, and set up a memorable situation.

Remember... a lady killer needs 2-3 minutes to charm a women.

An Assassin does it instantly.

Don Juan

Dmen

wattup? tangena. instead of posting random "playah" techniques, why not post real fucking stories and updates of how each and everyone is doing. that aside, tangena, miss ko na kayong lahaaaat. sembreak's cummin' and we better have plans. dammit. let's go to a beach or kahit baguio or kahit saan man. let's roll like old times and bond over beers and whatever alcoholic shit we can get our hands on. chaka sana, maghanap tayo ng pekpek. yung mga may gf, breakan nyo sa sembreak or kunyari walang nangyari. tigang nako. apparently di lang ako (duh).

oo nga pala, pumapayat na si jumbag ah. at nambabae. jun, ano na nangyare? pinahawak mo na titi mo? kung ayaw mo ako na lang magpapahawak. hawak lang naman eh. sige na.. puta. solid sabaw tong entry na to ah. wala akong misip na topic kaya nagr ramble on lang ako. gusto ko lang makakita ng bagong entry sa tangenang site na to. hehe. kaya i took initiative.

anyway, whatever happened to poy? you know, the half unano, half pwet barkada of ours? you know, yung kumantot sa lahat ng mga gf nyo? mwahahahahahahaha! putangena, never na ako nakarinig ng whatever dun. apparently nagiging cono na ng solid. pa wine wine at cheese na lang. ulul! kuliat ka forever! magsibakan kayo ng lahat ng hp friends mo at pag jakulan nyo mga camera nyo! feeling artsy fartsy amputa! ano? nakakita ka na ng mga bagong girlfriend na kakantutin mo, ganun ba yun?? ha? kinangena ka ah! hindi, loko lang. joke lang poy. miss na kita. kung sino man nagpo post ng playah techniques, bakit pa kayo lalayo? may barkada naman tayong guru! guru fofoy! the ultimate playah! mahilig sa nakataling manok! may motto yang si poy eh "ang manok na nakatali ay ulam ng aking titi!"

anyway, may point ako eh. dapat. pero di ko alam kung ano. so magsh shotguh inspirational friendship bullshit na lang ako. the world is not the same without a dboy in sight. dammit. itsh true! wala akong close friends right now. well may friends naman ako pero di ko sila ma appreciate. im a semi recluse (tama ba spelling, poy? jun?) and i hate na im surrounded by people who are trying to figure me out. i hate that. kung gusto ko mag open up, gagawin ko. wag kang mag ask around kung bakit ako ganito, gago! and the sad fact is, wala akong ma open upan na kaibigan. im sarcastic and making fun of people all of the time. it has become a hobby. pero rarely do i ever get the chance to talk seriosly to people. well, except for the occassional visits from some of you. pero mehn. tangena. i have a lot of emotional doggy bags i need to seriously unload na only a dboy can even come close to understanding. well, im not at all fucked up. just sad and dboys-sick (parang homesick). kaya everytime i go on line, i unwaveringly visit this site para makaalam ng bago sa inyo. and all i get is playah tips? fuck dat shit! we can ll do better! well, fault ko rin naman na di ako masyado nakakasama. kasalanan ko ba? anlayo ko eh!hehehe! pero whatever. thing is, im kinda lost right now. parang i dont have anyone to turn to especially pag kelangan ko mag reflect sa buhay ko at kung anong mga mali kong nagagawa. i miss our senti shit! i miss our random trips to nowhere and i most certainly miss people who get me kahit na eye contact pa lang. tangeena! i mean i can deal with people well naman. it's a skill (hahaha) pero i am very selective and particular sa mga taong pinapapasok ko sa buhay ko na solid. yun ang kulang ko ngayon.

whoah, ok yun ah. stress release! yeah!

oh, and dun sa nagpo post ng playah tips. i already told someone (ehem, this is you) na maa addict ka sa mga yan. orgasmic yung tips lalo na if feeling mo gumagana. pero mehn. try to find your OWN way. and if you wanna fall in love, dont use tricks. win her over with your personality (kasi alam ko gusto mo ma in love eh). pero kung puke lang habol mo, tangena, go! lasingin mo, babuyin mo. whatever. yun lang. kasi feeling ko nah hi ka sa new knowledge eh. new knowledge is good. but dont overload yourself with so much of that crap. you have logic. you'll figure it out. tangena swerte ka nga may prospect ka eh. ako kahit crush wala! pukenangena! pathetic! mga muka kasing palanggana tao sa school ko eh. ghoulish shit pare. scary! sobrang im surrounded by ugliness na pag nakakaita ako ng mga magaganda, natutuwa na ako. hahahahahaha! daiimmnnn!

that's all. just needed to sift through some shit and reflect. ingat kayo mehn. holla holla!!

Currently listening to: jesse mccartney: its over. yeah!
Currently reading: fleshasiadaily.com
Currently watching: nating

Dmen

DUUUDDDEE WUTTTUUUUPP?!! pare, libog na libog na ako ngayon, solid libog to pare. Ngayon, ito na ang pinnacle ng kalibugan pero hanggat may bukas pare magiging mas malibog pa ako. Tigang ako solid at ang init ng bayag ko, why the fuck do they call it blue-balls? better hot balls or putangina-mashakit-bayag-ko-abot-sa-puson kinda thang. Taena! Kudos to those who are getting some, pasawsaw naman. And I give my highest respect to our guru, the very cunning Popoy na meron bagong style para sa mga officemates at gf ng officemates, wine. conyo, pero nasisibak mo naman. walang saradong butas sa maliit na titi! poy, hindi ako galit sayo, miss lang kita gaguhin. anyway, going back, pare, sobrang libog na libog na talaga ako! mehn, im so sensitive right now! gusto ko makakita ng malaking dyoga at malaking pwet. wala na talaga ako maisip na ibang bagay pare, tangina talaga! magset-up naman tayo ng orgy, wala ako pake-alam kung kelangan lasengin, betchinin, at patulugin muna basta madaming ekups pare,  sampalin ko ng titi sa muka mga yan para maknock-out! Putangina pare, kelangan ko sumibak at magpachupa sa edi na malaking dyoga at pwet! 

Dmen

duuudes. taena. pare. fuck. nyaha! may bago akong soundtrip. as you all know (i assume you do), pag may bago akong song na gusto, yun lang pinapakinggan ko over and over. as in bago matulog hanggang magising and while doing whatever. yung all time soundtrip ko right now is Lloyd's "I can change your life". sobrang sexy and manly and fucking aweesome. dudes, ya'll better give it a listen. i know na most of you are into alternative/rock shit. taena. ako lang yata chaka si jun and nico ang into hiphop. sadly, ako lang into senti songs. sana pakinggan nyo and hopefully, you like it enough para isama sa roster ng ating soundtrips on our next roadtrip.

yun lang fuckers.

Currently listening to: i can change your life
Currently reading: nating
Currently watching: nating

Dmen

Its Wednesday so I get to post some random girl fucking tip, sorry doh.

Listen to Lloyd's "I can change your life", we should definitely include it in our next roadtrip/beach or chillax soundtrack. Let's create a new roster, starting with that song.

Another thing.. Jun!! Bilisan mo,pota wag ka papatalo dyan kay macky. Sampalin mo ng titi mo sa muka! Lets assume na may thing nga sila, since supot si macky, meaning nun desperate lang ung chick mo for affection. Kaw nga nagsabi na medyo nagchange siya mula nung nalaman niya na trip mo ung friend niya, may chance ka pa. Basta this time be aggressive and be bold! Timingan mo pare, wag ka babakla bakla at maghesitate! surprise her with your sheer audacity, pota, pagkayong dalawa lang grab mo at ikiss mo!! kung magalit, nachancing ka naman tapos move on to the next chick, kaw masabi na madami dyan. I doubt na magagalit un, pero ngayon na ung time para maging bold, dahil may competition ka, pakita mo na mas ok ka dun sa isa! anyway, discarte mo yan, basta NEVER HESITATE! sundot lang sundot ng titi.

meron pa akong gusto sabihin, taena nakalimutan ko ampota. support Astrojuan, I like their song itch. My dick's itching, genital disease? hindi, chronic tigangness. Fuck, ano uli ung sasabihin ko, ewan nakalimutan ko na talaga.

Lets support our blog because it is our only means of updating each other since everyone's busy doing their thang, tangina niyo, pakita kayo, pasampal ko kayo sa titi ni jun. We should have a weekly inuman for all the dboys at heart, monthly kung hindi kaya. Tama si doh, taena pare, ang hirap na uli maginvest ng time, effort, and other factors that create a genuine friendship. you guys are my core or base, so pare, kahit gumawa ako ng ibang circle, iba padin ung may binabalikan, parang bahay di ba kung san pwede ka umuwi at magjakol kung wala ka makantot. But its your presence that makes me strong or reminds me of how happy I am fucking up things with you. So lets fuck up the world like there's no tomorrow! hehehehe. we're all busy with our lives, doing our own thing, dreaming of success, working overtime, studying endless readings, pero to tell you the truth, amidst all these,  it gets excruciatingly boring without the dboys. so kahit kung kani kanino ako sumama(who could provide much more pussies) iba padin ang tumambay sa bahay ni jun, jeff, red, xavier bahay ni doh, at magaksaya ng oras talking senseless. let's expand our circles, prioritize, but lets not drift away slowly. (hindi talaga ito sasabihin ko, nahawa lang ako dun sa isang entry.)

here's some random getting started to be a fucker tip

Are You Afraid of Rejection, or Acceptance?

You're not afraid of rejection. Rejection is safe.

Think about it...when you DON'T engage with a woman, you're safe.
You haven't put any of yourself out there. You haven't taken any
risk or made any commitment of your time.

Suppose you DO roll up on a girl and she shuts you down cold.
Again, you haven't made any commitment of your time besides the
little you already spent. You're essentially back to where you
started with the ladies, and the risk you've taken has been
minimal. You haven't given her any opportunity to really judge you.
You haven't let her get close enough to affect your feelings.
Essentially, rejection is a NEAR-ZERO RISK situation.

No...what you're afraid of is ACCEPTANCE.

You're not worrying, "Oh my God, what if she turns me down?" That
would be the easiest way out of the situation you're putting
yourself into. What you're saying to yourself is, "Oh my God, what
if she says YES?"

If she gives you her number or agrees to a date, then all of a
sudden you have a RESPONSIBILITY. You're committed to furthering
the sarge. You're forced to expose more of yourself as you spend
more time with this girl. Suddenly, what you do takes on a whole
new level of importance!

The worst of you with women have never even BEEN at this level
before. The rest have been exposed to it at some level, but this
"performance anxiety" is what REALLY stresses you out.

- If you spend time with her, you'll have to spend time with all
her friends, who will ALSO judge you.

- If she accepts you, then you'll have to set aside time you were
using for something else, or saving for God knows what, to spend
with HER.

- You'll actually have to find creative ways to spend your time,
now that you're with her, because before, just lying on your couch,
you only disappointed yourself.

- You'll have to become educated, learn to dress nice, make the
money to keep step with everything you want to do, learn to
socialize with other human beings, and learn to have FUN at the
same time!

Think of all the responsibility!! So much easier to...

...SABOTAGE THE APPROACH!!


That's right...the reason a lot of you get rejected with women is
because you SABOTAGE your own approach. Sure, you'll go up and run
your so-called "Game", but that voice inside of you that fears all
this initiation will keep telling you, "If she accepts you, you're
more screwed than you were before!" That will leak out in your
mannerisms, in your nervous habits, in your awkward speech.

She will see this and HONOR YOUR REQUEST for rejection.

When you go to pick up a woman, you're not just picking HER up.
She's not livestock. You pick up a whole EXPERIENCE. You pick up a
lifestyle change, EVEN if you're only with that girl long enough to
get laid, EVEN if there's no relationship involved.

Women aren't a commodity, they're an experience. What pushes you
outside your comfort zone isn't expressing interest in the product,
it's completing the transaction. It's COMMITTING to whatever the
experience brings.

So the first thing you need to do...is decide whether you really
WANT to have a go with women. It's not something you can do
half-way, or they will reject you every single time. You either
want women in your life YES, or you want women in your life NO.

And if you DO want them, then that doesn't mean you can just
approach, get digits, and then have booty on-tap like running
water. It means you're gonna be taken on a bit of a ride.

Like getting on a roller coaster, you can pretend that you're
afraid you won't be THIS TALL enough to ride, but your real fear is
that you WILL be, and once that lap-bar comes down, you're
committed to whatever comes next for at least the next several
minutes.

Don Juan

Dmen

dammit paw, isa yan sa mga favorite kong tips! it's not really rejection na we're afraid of. it's acceptance. makes soo much fucking sense. galing. puta lang ah. bakit parang tayo lang nagpoppost dito? kinangena ng mga ungas ah.

anyway. dudes, wala ba kayong mga libreng babae jan? wala nakong matinong date/encounter with women matagal na. tangena. kulang na lang ngitian ko lahat ng makasalubong ko sa daan na edi (which rarely happens). masyado na naman akong stuck sa normal boring safe mode. tangena. sick and tired of this shit. inggit ako kay jun! jun!! ikaw ang may hope and prospect ngayon. act the fuck on it foo'! anong gagawin mo? like what you've always done in your shitty life? give up when faced with a challenge? fuck that. muthafuck that. you dont know what ill do to find a girl na steady na alam kong pwedeng may mangyari. ikaw, anjan na sa harap mo, ayaw mo pang umaksyon. ampota. baboy ka na magpapaka bakla ka pa? walang magagawa ang jogging at diet mo kung di ka manliligaw ungas. stop looking for signs, changes in behavior at kung ano pang bullshit na nalalaman mo. act the fuck on it!idate mo! mag jogging kayo together! take her for a fucking ride! tas let her ride you small dick! tangena. ego, man. ego. make some accomplishments, have some goals. improve your fucking excuse for a pathetic life. love aint no mirage, dammit. you're not living in a desert! you live in a world that basks in the sun's glory and  submits to the storm's wrath and. get a hold of fucking love bro! life is not black and white! may gray areas! don't live your life based on a set of rules. more importantly, wag kang manghabol ng babae based on a set of rules, dammit! nakakainins ka na eh! tangena kang gago ka! hirap mo pagsabihan. kung ayaw mo, ako na lang. kasi tangeanang walang walang walang wala ako ngayon!

fuck dis shit!

im out! 

Currently listening to: i can change your life--oo, ito pa rin soundtrip ko, thanks for liking it paw!

Dmen

Starting new week, for all yal motherfuckers who already negated our blog, we will start a Circle of Trust entry for each of you fucks, just to get your asses to write on this blog again. We are doing this for "the support of dmen"(TM), nothing personal. We will dig up all the dirt in your life and your family's life and all the shitty things that you did to other people. It will be fun spicing up your harmless actions until they create insidious hatred towards you, concluding to indefinite FO or WAFO-tangina mo! Hahahahaha! pota ah, aya niyo magsulat dito. Iisa-isahin namin kayo at guguluhin namin ang buhay niyo! you wanna bring back the good old days? its on motherfuckers! wanna open the can? i dont wanna open the can, bring it, boooyaaah! think of this as a re-evaluation of self or of how much you've deviated from your true nature. Gaguhan lang to at katotoyan pero gusto niyo ba uli maalala lahat ng mga kinalimutan na? Circle of Trust to WAF!!! Jun, ikaw una dahil ayaw mo makinig samin.

Dmen

I got this from a multiply blog, kilala niyo siguro kung kanino. Anyway, read this BS first!

She`s the one you call when you`re bored because she makes you laugh. She`s the one you talk to when you`re feeling down because she`s willing to lend an ear and be a friend. She`s not the one you call when you need a date to your company`s Christmas party, or to go dancing with on a Saturday night. She`s the one you spend time with between girlfriends, before you find `The One`. You know, the one you keep in the MEANTIME.

She`s not one of the guys, not a tomboy, but you don`t look at her as a "real" woman, either. She`s not bitchy enough, moody enough, or sexy enough to be seen in the light. She`s too laid-back, too easily amused by the same things your male buddies are amused by. She`s too understanding, too comfortable. Doesn`t make you feel nervous or excited the way a `real` woman does. But she`s cool, nice and funny, and attractive enough that when you`re lonely and need intimate female companionship, she`ll do just fine.

You don`t have to wine and dine her because she knows the real you already, and you don`t have any facades to keep up, no pretense to preserve. You`re not trying to get anything of substance out of her. She`s not easy, but you know that she cares about you and is attracted to you. And you know that you don`t have to explain yourself or the situation, that she`ll be able to cope with the fact that this isn`t the beginning of a relationship or that there`s any possiblity that you have any real romantic feelings for her.

It won`t bother her that you`ll get up in the morning, put on your pants, say goodbye, and go on a date with the woman you`ve been mooning over for weeks who finally agreed to go out with you. She`ll settle for a goodbye hug and a promise to call her and tell her how the date went. She`s just so cool.. why can`t all women be like that?!

But deep down, if you really think about it (which you probably don`t.. because to you, the situation between the two of you isn`t important enough to merit any real thought) you know that it`s really not fair.

You know that although she would never say it, it hurts her to know that despite all her good points and all the fun you two have, you don`t think she`s good enough to spend any real time with. Sure, it`smostly her fault, because she doesn`t have to give in to your needs - she could really play hard-to-get. Bitch like the rest of them do, if she really wanted to. But you and she both know that she probably couldn`t pull it off. Maybe she`s too short, or a little overweight, or has big birthmark on her forehead, or works at Taco Bell, or just really not that type.

Whatever the reason, somehow life has given her a lot of really great qualities but has left out the ones that men want (or think they want) in a woman. So she remains forever the funny friend, the steadfast companion, the secret lover, and you go on searching for your goddess who will somehow be everything you ever wanted in a woman.

You`ll joke to her that she should be the best man at your wedding, and she`ll laugh and make a joke about a smelly rental tux.

She doesn`t captivate you with her beauty, or open doors with her smile.

Mainly, she blends in with the crowd. She`s safe. She doesn`t want to be the center of attention and turn the heads of everyone in the room. But she wants to turn someone`s head. She wants to be SPECIAL to someone, too. We all do.

She has feelings. She has heart. In fact, she probably has a bigger heart than any woman you`ve ever known because she`s had a front-row seat to The Mess That Is Your Life, and she likes you anyway.

She obviously sees something worthwhile and redeeming in you because although you`ve given her nothing, absolutely no reason to still be around, she is. - Anonymous

Meantime girl, fuck that! this is fucking one sided. What about meantime guy?! Taena, you girls are the ones who keep putting guys in the position as meantime boys, and what do you girls do? Its ok to be a meantime guy as long as you fuck me. Pota, eh ayaw naman magpasibak. This article is BULLSHIT! whoever wrote this is a desperate fat-ass goddamn loser, ang panget mo kasi puta!!! meantime girl my titi! If i find myself a meantime girl, ill make sure she'll suck my cock, meantimepota! she blends in with the crowd. She`s safe. She doesn`t want to be the center of attention... she's a bitch pare, who the fuck is stupid enough to stick with a guy knowing that she's 2nd or 3rd choice, may sira sa ulo mga ganyan babae! love? putangina bullshit, you're fucking desperate.. that is not fucking love or a deeper sense of care but its fucking obsession! you like the guy more knowing that you will never have him, meantime girl? thats fucking psychology! nakakaburat talaga to, tangna mga babae yan kung ano ano sinusulat for pampaawa effect. ive seen pathetic losers like these who will tell all their friends how a guy treats them like shit and then asks for more sympathy, but in reality these people are demented, kulang sa pansin, at sobrang kulit nakakaburat na! they pretend to be fucking martyrs but they are not sacrificing anything, they want other people to see them hurt dahil kulang sila sa pansin. PUTANGINA NG MGA YAN! SIRA-ULO! POTA! pota talaga, nabuburat ako, fucking meantime girl, get a fucking life! kung gusto mo magpasibak ka nalang. if you're fugly, save the world and kill yourself. Its better to be branded as a fuck buddy, at least they tell you the truth that they want to fuck, pero meantime girl, two-faced bitch, taena talaga, siraulo ka gago! fuck fuck fuck!! sino ba nakakaisip magsulat ng ganito? tangina mo!! supot ka kahit babae ka pota! putangina mo for trying to turn the tables around, fuck you psycho bitch!!!! taena! kayo mga ungas wag kayo papauto sa mga ganito!

Currently feeling: infuriated

ONE BIG BIRD!

ONE BIG FIGHT!

INAMO LA SALLE!