Dmen

BEWARE OF THE JUNIE FLU!

Dmen

Since pinambili mo yung pera ko ng skateboard, technically i own 4thou worth of it. That's 1 fourth of 16 thou dumbass. so sakin yung 1 fourth ng board saka isang gulong. Pagnagkita tayo split na ah? thanks

Dmen

West "admits" that Lebron James has surpassed Kobe Bryant as a player. Eat my pubes. Kobe is still the best player on the planet. Lebron is a baboon. Fuck you Junie.

Currently watching: The LAKERS ass-fucking the nuggets

Dmen

tangina, its that time of the year again. and although i wont be graduating (yet), sineseryoso ko na ngayon pare. ako nalang college sa atin lahat eh. 5 colleges (ncba, ua&p, psba, cca, psid) and 4 years na 1st year, tangina! ayoko na! gusto ko nang tapusin to'!

its about time! like i always say, better safe than never!! and to make up for all those years, im going to graduate MAGNA or SUMA. promise.

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...MAGNA-nine years or SUMAmpung taon... ahihihihihihi

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ndi, joke lang. plano ko talaga grumadweyt by 27...

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2027.

Dmen

This was something I had fun with the other week when I was quite
bored at a local night club... with about a 100% success rate
with probably about 20 girls.

I went up to girls singularly and in groups - didn't matter.

I walked up to them with a big smile on my face and asked them
sincerely for a favor. When they asked what, I said "I need you
to diss me, to reject me, to basically tell me to f**k off."

They were completely caught off guard, and asked me to explain
why. I would then go into my story. (I had heaps of fun doing
this and I think the girls couldn't tell if I was serious or not
as I had this big grin on my face all the time.)

"Well you see it's like this, I am new to this going out and
clubbing thing and I want to learn to pick up girls. Now I can't
pick any up tonight as I have to work tomorrow, but my friends
and I are planning this huge weekend and I want to be prepared.
You see if I can get as many girls to reject me tonight when it
doesn't matter, when I go out on the weekend if a girl rejects me
it won't bother me as I have had all this practice; I'll be able
to just move on and find another girl."

I said all this quite lively but not rushed and they always
laughed and smiled at most of this. I continued...

"Ok, so this is what I am going to do. I am going to turn around
and then turn back and try the worst pick-up line on you that I
know. I then need you in your most nastiest face and voice to
tell me to f**k off."

The girl agreed. I would then turn my back on the girl/girls,
then turn back and say...

"Well, I don't actually have any pickup lines." (lots of laughs here)

"Ok, so what's the worst pickup line you have ever heard?"

They would then give me some bad line.

"Ok, thanks give me a sec."

I would act as if I was psyching up for it. I would turn around
and straighten my clothes and pat my hair down, or do stupid
things like lick my fingers and flatten down my eyebrows. On
every occasion they were almost rolling on the floor laughing so
hard. (This got a lot of attention from other girls in the club
which I will explain how I used later on.)

I turned around and delivered the line and not one of the girls I
approached could keep a straight face, or reject me without laughing.

At this point I pretended to get quite cross at them and tell
them they were not trying.

"Come on give me that disgusted face girls pull," I'd say and I
made the face (you know the ones the girls make like you are the
lowest form of life on the planet). This got them laughing even more.

I'd give them a few more tries and then...

"Look, you tried, that's the main thing. And for being such a
good sport I'll let you pick the next girl or girls I am going to
harass."

They never wanted me to go but I always like leaving on a high
and possibly coming back later.

Now lots of other girls were looking over at us to find out what
was so funny, and then I asked the girl or girls to point out the
next victim. When I did I pointed right at the next girl and
quite loudly said "Her? That one over there? You sure? Oh well, ok."

I would continue until I made eye contact with that next girl and
she could see me pointing over at her. (Damn it was funny
watching them squirm at this point.) As soon as she noticed me I
would then without saying bye instantly walk over to the girl
with a big grin on my face. And then go through the same routine
but mix it up a little, improvise, etc.

When I stopped doing this later in the night, I went back to my
friends feeling 50 feet tall. I then had as much fun dancing and
drinking for the rest of the night as I have had in a long time.

I got looks from all the girls I had approached for the rest of
the night. When we made eye contact I would just grin at them and
they would start laughing. A couple I really liked I went back up
to later in the night and got their numbers.

It was quite funny. Some of the girls asked me what if I found a
great girl tonight and making it obvious that they were that
great girl. Some asked where I was going on the weekend and
wanted to know if I could meet up with them.

Ok that's about it. I have quite a few goofy approaches like this
I have used. The more fun I have the more successful I am. All I
can say is use your imagination, have fun, and improvise.

Dmen

I can't sleep. I can't think. And when I eat, all I think of is you. Yes, love. I wish I was eating you.

I know they think I'm joking, but although I say that sometimes I just wanna suplex your face, or DDT your face in pure cement, or chokehold your neck, I'm onnly keeding. Because all i wanna do is love you long time. Will you be the sarsa in my lechon? You bring flavor into my life.

I dedicate these songs for you. I cant wait til i can kiss you again.

*Your face/ lights up the sky parang/ highway.

*Your voice/ is as high as my love for you/ baby.

To the first girl i've ever kissed (for free):

                     LUCKY

Do you hear me,
I’m talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I’m trying
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I’m lucky I’m in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don’t know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I’ll wait for you I promise you, I will

I’m lucky I’m in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we’re in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I’m sailing through the sea
To an island where we’ll meet
You’ll hear the music fill the air
I’ll put a flower in your hair
though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you’re all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I’m lucky I’m in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I’m lucky we’re in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

I've finally found my match. Sometimes, dreams DO come true.

Currently feeling: ecstatic

Dmen

Mehn, i did the dorkiest thing ever. This morning while reading STAR i saw this comic strip and napasigaw ako. Batchmates naten yang beerkada, we went to college at the same time, went to lawschool sabay din, thats why i got all their jokes etc. Ang difference lang they mostly went to U.P. but i think the retarded chinito went to Ateneo din. Plus, when glen broke up with dana nawala na rin kame ni gi. ANYWAY, so nagpropose pala si glen kay chomp, so i felt like this guy lyndon is moving way ahead of us. SO I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT. Dorkiest, gayest thing i've ever done. regerets regrets regrets

Currently listening to: true by spandau ballet

Dmen

spaks. spaks? SPAKS! who's up for spaks? i've permission from my girlfriend and extra holiday money! lesgo!

here's an unofficial list of the best spaks metromanila has to offer:

7thmen- the place is really clean, and the background music will soothe your soul. The gentle wafting of the re-melted soap is HEAVEN for olfactory nerves, combining with soft glowing candles and a free meal stub to fully satisfy every nook and cranny of your buddy and sol. The girls are sweet and well trained, very polite and unnumbered for that strangers-in-the-night fantasy. However, the massage is pretty short, and the place only has 6 rooms. good luck getting your boats to float while listening to your next room neighbor moaning with the *shlok shlok* sound effects.  PRICE:1k. ****

Aznig- ahh, nothing beats a first spaks. Boasting of a wide variety of clientele ranging from frisky students to old DOM chinoys, this Mecca of sorts offers the thrill of GAMBLING with the numbers game. Catch the front desk lady in a very bad mood and she just might give you manangs with kalyos. BUT, if you get lucky, you might just catch the diamonds in the rough, sweet 75, sexy 36, vampy 42, or the innocent 21. Be sure to introduce yourself as a friend of the owner so you can get the sultanic treatment. PRICE:700.*** 

713- Reputed to have the best masseuses in town, the legendary CECIL, and she-who-must-not-be-named. Sources confirm that freebies are not uncommon. Sadly though, the grand total of four girls will get tired by midnight resulting in lame-ass services and boring conversations. Datre to come early, and the people from the clean restaurants downstairs will ice stare you like you were chocoleit. PRICE:800. ****

Kamias- Knock on the door twice, clap your hands three times, and wait for the confirmation signal. If the bastard of the house isnt home, lady butterfly will give you three coos. Enter the house and go to the master's bedroom (watch out for the ugly ass pug!), take off your clothes, close your eyes, and wait for heaven to come to you. Lady butterfly trained in japan for 20 years perfecting the art of hand-loving. A favourite of lieutenants and tennis players, lady butterfly will suck you dry. Don't be fooled by her mama san appearance, this madamoiselle is a sky rocket waiting to explode... in your pants. PRICE: -1k (she'll pay you). ************* 

take your pick and [ja]call me up. game?

Currently listening to: cool change
Currently feeling: hornee