Pero ang totoo..

Jeff(infront of dboys): tangina, nauubos na pagkain namin sa bagnets! kinakain ni Jun 24/7

Dboy1: ungas un ah!

Dboy2: wag mo na pautangin sa tab!

Dboy3: tangina un ah, etc etc..

Jeff(deep inside): best friend ko kaya si Jun, kala niyo hindi niya malalaman pinagsasabi niyo

Jeff(infront of dboys): Tangina, may utang pa sakin si Jun ayaw bayaran!

Dboy1: ungas un ah!

Dboy2: wag mo na pautangin sa tab!

Dboy3: tangina un ah, etc etc..

Jeff(deep inside): papautangin ko si Jun kahit magkano, siya lang mayroong unlimited tab sa bagnets, best friend ko kaya un, kunwari lang nabuburat ako infront of dboys para maki-in

and thats the real story..

 

DBOY poker nights tuloy natin!

at dapat meron din tayo casino night kahit once a month or once in two months

 

para mapractice ang blackjack skills niyo

http://stripblackjackdoc.com/

 

Lately, madalas maki-kain si Jun sa Bagnet. Pupunta nalang sa bagnet bigla, mag-o-order ng pagkain tapos hindi muna magbabayad. Nainis si Jeff dito, kaya everytime pumupunta si Jun ng Bagnet, sinasabi ni Jeff na naubusan na sila ng pagkain.

Sa susunod na araw...

Jun: Jeff, pa-order!

Jeff: Wala na kaming pagkain e, naubusan kami e, daming customers dito kanina.

Jun: Cge nga, paamoy ng kutsarang kinainan mo. (inamoy ni jun) hmmm, amoy kare-kareng Bagnet! Ate, isa ngang kare-kareng bagnet!

Jeff: Pucha ang galing mo ah? pano mo nalaman? fine, eto na pagkain mo..

 

The next day...

Jun: Jeff, pa-order!

Jeff: Sorry men, wala kaming bagnet today e, wala pang delivery.

Jun: (kinuha ang kutsara ni jeff at inamoy) hmmm, amoy spicy ginataan! Ate, isa ngang spicy ginataang bagnet!

Jeff: Ungas ampucha! oh, eto na pagkain mo!

 

On the third day...

Jun: Jeff, pa-order!

Jeff: Wala kaming pagkain ngayon e, wala yung cook namin.

Jun: (inamoy ang kutsara ni jeff) Amoy original bagnet na good for two na may extra rice at extra atchara! Ate, pa-order ng good for two original bagnet!

Jeff: Tangina mo babuy!

 

Sa sobrang inis, umuwi si Jeff ng gabing iyon. Mukhang may masamang balak si Jeff. Ang ginawa nya, kinuha nya ang kutsara nya, at pinahid sa gamit na brief ni Enzo!

The next day...

Jun: Jeff, pa-order!

Jeff: Wala talagang pagkain ngayon e, eto, amuyin mo pa kutsara ko.

Jun: (pagkaamoy ng kutsara) Jeff, dito na pala natutulog si Enzo ngayon?

THE BELTEJARS!

there you can see Mama Aida, Junboy, Jason, and our very own Junius Beltejar!

 

 

But you can still call me Jutang

after 27 years, i am here now, reborn!
wait til i remove my excess skin, para na akong bagon tuli!

watch yah back for this muthafuckin convict!

i lie (i flake actually)

i cheat (kung magaling lang ako nakagradwate nako)

i steal (from my mom)

i rape (text rape)

ima juvie (got kicked out from 6 six schools, wazzup fool?!)

and

im an addict (yan literal na totoo)

badboy murdah murdah!

You cannot touch me anymore, I am cool now.

Ive lost weight so I'm just chabby not fat anymore.

Ive been PSBA boy for more than 2 years and ill graduate in 4 years so Im not bum anymore.

I have car now (care of my new bespren/amo jeffyjay) so I don't need erap anymore.

I have tambayan now (BAGNETS) so i don't need bonarks anymore.

I have PSBA crew so i dont need DBOYS anymore.

I have girls now, who are thin and they are white. They let me touch them. Goodbye jenjen, milky, and all the girls I've loved before, I am cool now.

I have political power because my girl is a counselor.

I will tell you when i wanna have sex with you. You can say yes, or i can say ITS YOUR LOSS.

Bawal nyo na ko gaguhin coz I am cool now.

No more-

JUNIUS

VOLTRON

JUNBEANS

JUNBAG

JUN AND BEANS

NUJIE

JUNEBUG

BABOY

BASTARD

NO FUTURE BOY

JIMMY SANTOS

MAYONAISSE

FRIED RICE

YOBAB

JUNIPER

PUTOK

JUTOK

JAJOY

BABUYAN ISLANDS

JUNBAG

JUJOY

BAGLI

LEECH

JUPIE

JANGHIT

BIGGIE

JUNGAY

BAHUNHUN

JAJUN

ROBIN GOOD

BONDYING

JUNOY

JUMPA

JUN-HO

CHOKOLEIT

JUNISIO

JUNAS CRUZ

JUPAO

JUBIDUBIDU

 

BELTEBAHO

ETERNAL SIDEKICK

No more of this coz now I am thin and fuck you all I am cool bec i can see my dick now!

Peace!

Dear Diary,

       Dane sat beside me today, she's so cute. Sabi niya im friendly kaya lang im fat. I eat too much kasi.

(After several months)

Dear Diary,

     Dane sat beside me today, she's so cute. Sabi niya im friendly kaya lang i sog. I batak kasi.

(The next day)

Dear Diary,

     Dane sat beside me today, she's so cute. Sabi niya im friendly kaya lang i text rape. Im so maniac kasi.

(After depression)

Dear Diary,

     Dane sat beside me today, she's so cute. Sabi niya im friendly kaya lang im fat. I eat too much kasi.

and the cycle goes on.. mag aral ka nalang ungas! kami tinatawagan ni Aida!

May pa despedida ka pa at pabenta benta ng kotse babalik ka rin pala 1 month GAGO ulul hahahaha

Maganda din pala balikan yung blog entries no. parang diary natin lahat. may senti, kupal, asaran, but mostly they chronicle our growth and the growing pains. This was written Aug 2005. We were a bunch of insecure kids who've just turned 21. We keep talking about the good old days, but theyre still here! one of my favorite entries----

just came from batangas this past weekend. i was pretty bummed out coz i was with my family; mom, dad, kuya nd his gf. ok lng, pero beach yun eh, and to think of it, not more than a month ago, i was there with cla red, poy and jun. tangina, gusto ko uminom pero walang kainuman. gusto ko mag-vs pero walang vs.

then at around 6pm the next day, tumawag sakin si jun.

"Nasa batangas ka? san kyo nagsstay?"

"Bkit?"

"Punta kmi jan! Nasa south na kmi! hehehe!"

hahahahahaha! tangina, astig. at around 9pm, red, jun and jeff arrived. yeah! inuman na. so we headed to La Luz, two red horse grandes, two styro cups, a kilo of ice and 8 blue pills in hand, and no expectations whatsoever. tangina, sarap. bliss. tahimik. clear night sky. soundtrippin to the waves. steady. ultimate chiillax.

so as red, jeff and i were talking some pretty deep shit (knockout na si jun) this cute girl went over to our spot, pero umalis bigla coz, apparently, she mistook us for her barkada. so we went on with our conservation, but after a while, this girl came back...

"Do you mind if i ask two sticks of cigs from you"

"Sure, no prob" sabi ko. tpos nung paalis na sha, sbi ni jeff "hey, where you goin? c'mon, stay with us. come back!" hahahaha. "ok! i'll be right back" sabi nya. ayos.

her name was Len. so kmi nman, usap-usap, nagpapatawa, tumotohs ata, etc... so as we were walking by the beach, she stopped and said "i want each one of you guys to kiss me here on the cheek" woah! refusing to be impolite, we didn't turn down her offer. hehehe. so we sat down by the beach, usap-usap, nagpapatawa, tumotohs ata,etc... then sabi nya

 "i want to make out with one of you guys"

"Who?"

"It doesn't matter, besides, the three of you guys are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS...."

saay what? ndi, madilim naman kasi eh. hehehehe. but as to whom she made out with will remain to be a secret....

 

what made the night extra special for us was that we didn't expect anything.

Len was extra special too, coz unlike Arianne, she existed physically... hahahaha

our spot. our moment.

 

Currently listening to: Sunset
Currently reading: The Firm